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Dejamal

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What's that? In the distance? It's your old pal Dejamal!

Yes, friends, it is I. Here to answer all the burning questions you might have, offering you a rare peek beneath the aura of mystery that surrounds me. All will be revealed! Well, some will be revealed. We'll decide how much will or will not be revealed later, how about that?

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Would you ever wallpaper your own walls in beef jerky with the intent of eating it off the wall whenever you wanted a snack?
 
Would you ever wallpaper your own walls in beef jerky with the intent of eating it off the wall whenever you wanted a snack?
You seem to be operating under the impression that I haven't already done that. My whole apartment is just made of various meats. Chicken breast pillows, brisket couch, intricately wrought bacon baskets for that Martha Stewart flair.
 
Can you tell everyone about your charity work? Also how much money have you raised?
 
Favorite wildstar boss fight so far?
I'm still very partial to X-89, partly because I think it's the only fight in the game that has actually worked every time I've done it. System Daemons is also very fun.

Can I get your Curriculum Vitae of MMO experience? Job offer is Fatality status.
I fucked around with Acheron's Call once upon a time, but my first serious MMO was WoW. I started playing that at launch because all my friends were doing it. We ended up getting pretty serious into raiding for a while, we were chasing server firsts in AQ but Death and Taxes beat us on all but a couple fights. I played that for... I think three or four years until the first time I quit. Then I came back to it in college a couple times and I finally quit for good in 2012. I dabbled in a handful of games after that but I never really found anything worth staying for in The Old Republic or Tera or anything else. And then I picked up WildStar, again at the request of a friend, about a year ago now. He quit and I'm still here.

Do you like the pins I mailed you <3
I do! That limited edition one is my crown jewel.

Can you tell everyone about your charity work? Also how much money have you raised?
I am part of a charity group called Rated M for Marathon. We marathon games—usually either a specific series or games centered around a concept like superheroes or something—to raise money for Child's Play. To date, we have raised more than $18,000 dollars. The summer marathon is usually our biggest, so there's a good chance we'll hit the 20k mark in June, which is a big deal for us.
 
Would you reveal the Full Monty?
What would it take to do so?

Oh and about your picture? Why did you step in the bear trap?
Are the animals attacking you because they were suicidal and jealous?
And, why not just take a selfie? So much easier than dragging an artist out into the woods.
 
Would you reveal the Full Monty?
What would it take to do so?

Oh and about your picture? Why did you step in the bear trap?
Are the animals attacking you because they were suicidal and jealous?
And, why not just take a selfie? So much easier than dragging an artist out into the woods.
Consider it revealed.
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The trap was actually set by the wolverines specifically for me. They were jealous of my ferocious gaze, and that's why they're attacking. And I actually painted the picture myself, from memory.
 
And you stepped on it at ones purpose just to piss them off more.
So rugged /swoon

Not gonna harp, but a missed opportunity there would have been photoshoping some ATM faces on that poster... Just saying...

Drink of choice?
Vice of choice?
Game of choice?
Class of choice?
 
And you stepped on it at ones purpose just to piss them off more.
So rugged /swoon

Not gonna harp, but a missed opportunity there would have been photoshoping some ATM faces on that poster... Just saying...

Drink of choice?
Vice of choice?
Game of choice?
Class of choice?
Neat whiskey
Cigars
Is that like favorite game period or what?
Usually the stealth class, but also Druid.

If you could turn one part of your body into jerky, which one would it be? Would you try it?
Hair. That way it grows back!
On a scale of 1-10, how badly do you want to punch feeble right now.
12
 
A ninja, a samurai, and a pirate all ask you to join them in the same day, which do you pick if you can only pick one?
 
A ninja, a samurai, and a pirate all ask you to join them in the same day, which do you pick if you can only pick one?
Pirate. Ninja or samurai requires entirely too much discipline.

Explain Dejamal
In high school, my friends and I invited a fictional super-ghetto drug dealer named Dejamal Demarcus Quazicrank Jones. I don't remember why we did it, but it was around the time that I started playing WoW and I needed to name my character something. So Dejamal was born, and he's been here ever since.

Marvel vs. Capcom

Discuss
Just like... the game? Or who has better characters?
 
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