Grimnar40k
New member
So here is my reply to some trash talk on our fantasy football league forums, I thought it was pretty freakin hilarious myself and wanted to get some thoughts... Just remember this isn't at all serious and this is a bunch of guys from work. A guy called me out for whining about my Kicker being injured and a friend of mine was taking his side... here's my response.
Yes, over a kicker dipshit... Very observant I see. What the hell did you drop out in 7th grade? We can make it 2v1 if you guys want and jack those odds way against me, I may have enough to retire after it's all said and done. You old farts wouldn't stand a chance. This is the time in your life when you should be more concerned with working on your driver to avoid the ladies tees at the local country club instead of talking shit to someone 15 years younger who would beat the living shit out of you guys before you had time to blink, or adjust the wedgie out of your depends... I can't even take this shit seriously. My address is EDITED OUT and I'll just leave it at that. That'll give you old farts 16 weeks to work up to that 5k you've been training for, do some yoga classes, read up on Bas Ruttens latest bar fight tips, pray to Allah, apply for Obamacare for the walker and ice bags you're going to need when I'm done with you, call up Tom Cruise and ask for some of his voodoo witch craft magic, maybe see if you can get Oprah to take up donations on her new network, or hell even get with John Travolta and do some incantations to call on the spirit of Ron L Hubbard and all those scientology quacks. Damn, you guys are too funny... Didn't know I joined a comedy league.
Yes, over a kicker dipshit... Very observant I see. What the hell did you drop out in 7th grade? We can make it 2v1 if you guys want and jack those odds way against me, I may have enough to retire after it's all said and done. You old farts wouldn't stand a chance. This is the time in your life when you should be more concerned with working on your driver to avoid the ladies tees at the local country club instead of talking shit to someone 15 years younger who would beat the living shit out of you guys before you had time to blink, or adjust the wedgie out of your depends... I can't even take this shit seriously. My address is EDITED OUT and I'll just leave it at that. That'll give you old farts 16 weeks to work up to that 5k you've been training for, do some yoga classes, read up on Bas Ruttens latest bar fight tips, pray to Allah, apply for Obamacare for the walker and ice bags you're going to need when I'm done with you, call up Tom Cruise and ask for some of his voodoo witch craft magic, maybe see if you can get Oprah to take up donations on her new network, or hell even get with John Travolta and do some incantations to call on the spirit of Ron L Hubbard and all those scientology quacks. Damn, you guys are too funny... Didn't know I joined a comedy league.