Topher

My name is Christopher, but I like to go by Topher as there are many many Christophers out there. My last name is Falls so growing up I heard all the little jokes and I've formed a hard skin about it. It would take a lot to get me angry. Growing up I had a pretty average life. Played in little league, accidentally hitting the catcher in the head with my bat kinda put a scare in me as I knocked him unconscious and he was bleeding pretty bad so that put an end to that career choice. And when you are 7 and you want to be a race car driver joyriding, and by that I mean putting it in neutral on top of a huge hill, your father's pick up into a tree put an end to that career choice as well. Let's see oh jumped off a couch wanting to be Superman one day when I was 4. Still have that scar, not that that was much a career choice anyways. lol I have done many stupid things over the course of my life and I plan on doing many more. Why lead a safe lifestyle? I'm not adrenaline junkie but I don't mind getting down and dirty doing stupid things. Like tried parkour once, broke my right shin bone at the very bottom. Awkward place to break a bone by the way as it's not really worth a cast, at least according to the doctors. Also I love to get down and dirty. Wallowing in the mud on a four-wheeler or just plain running around in dust I love getting dirty. I love using my hands to do a multitude of tasks, which is one reason I have a hard time finding a decent career that I want. I can not go like 5 minutes without doing something with my hands whether it's just fiddling with them or if it's turning a square piece of paper into a rose, I just can't get enough of using my hands. That's how I learn, that's how I live, and that's how I love. If I can't play with it with my hands it doesn't interest me. I don't know if it's ADD, some sort of mental disorder, or the fact that I watch Idle Hands the movie when I was a child and got "Idle hands are the devil's hands." drilled into my brain but whatever the reason is I can no go without doing SOMETHING with my hands. I can do some origami but with no teacher to teach me things and like I said I'm very hands on so watching videos or reading books doesn't help me learn it either, so I'm very limited in what I can do. I love the rain, but not really a cold rain. I love a nice warm rain that you can just sit or lay down in and just think about life. That or just playing in it with somebody. Skipped 7th Grade band hour once to do that. No regrets. Met my first REAL crush that day. I played the snare drum when I was in band. Never really pursued that either as the teacher never really payed us any attention. Made me really feel like she didn't care and I just can't learn if my teacher just simply doesn't care to teach. However one instrument I would absolutely love to learn to play is the violin. Just it's a beautiful instrument that I would love to get my hands on. But I just don't know where to start to go about that path. I'm a little shy at first but when I open up you will wish I hadn't as I can talk your ear off when I get a good story going. lol I'm a lover not a fighter. As much as I love doing things with my hands beating some guys face in over a dispute is not what I want to use them for; however I would love to learn to fight. Doing casual MMA or boxing is something I would just absolutely love to get into. But I have nobody here that I can do it with, so that means no work out buddy, sparring partner, just nobody, and it makes it really hard to get into it. On top of that I got sick last year, doctors never did find out what was wrong and it just cleared itself up, and was checked for cancer 3 different times. Passed all 3 tests and yeah clean bill of health all the way around yet I was throwing up almost every day for no apparent reason. I had to stick to a regimen of unseasoned red meat, unseasoned chicken, and rice for a full year before I was able to eat other foods, and as for beverages I could only drink Sprite, not water, nor milk, literally just Sprite. I don't even like Sprite. lol Going through school Math was always my best subject, but Physics was my favorite. I've often tried to think of a job that allowed me to use my hands, Physics, and get just down and dirty. I'm drawing a blank but I've never claimed to be smart so if anybody has one I'm all ears. I tend to get along with females better than males because with males it usually ends up being a competitive relationship about something. I'm not interested in who's dick is bigger. I could care less. I like to talk, and I like to listen. I played football in the 8th grade, didn't pursue that either but I truly wish I would have. The reason I didn't pursue that was I was going through a rebellious stage and I wanted long hair but the coach forbade it, and going into 9th grade he said if you still have long hair at the end of the summer don't bother signing up next year. Because having short hair was more important than a 5'6" linebacker, me, intercepted a pass to a 6' receiver that had to jump for it. But hey that just how southern logic works sometimes. Ok time for spoiler time. Show at your own risk as some things in it might offend some people. You have been warned.